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What do you call someone who plays The Bone Flute? A penist!!  Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com

What did the construction worker say to the big tree? You think your bored now your really really gonna be board later!! 

I was walking with a prostitute and she slips and falls and I said "Ho no! I mean Oh No are you ok!" Copyright Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com.                

A lady walks into a clothing store lost needing directions. She asks "Which way is an address to wear I'm going!": The cashier says "We will find a address to wear your going!"  Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com

A lady walks into a clothing store an asks? "Can you help me which address is the right one?" The lady says "I know it's hard to find you must be lost and you can't decide!!"  ©️ Copyright Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email me gb3128305@yahoo.com or GeorgeButler3prody@gmail.com

Check ✔️✅ out the new towel made to clean up all spills. Look at spaghetti sauce the Wonder towel just cleans it up spills  and it's made in America and it's the strongest paper that that's on the market. It' works really well because its self absorbed! Get your paper towels today. I have better ideas I don't print them that much! Thank you thank you very much! Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com 

What do you call someone driving by a male deer? Passing the Buck! If you hit a deer 🦌 are those points they take off your license to suspend it? Isn't that passing the Buck as well? I think you got my point.  What do deer and currency 💲💵 have in common? You have to get Doe to get to a Buck!! A  friend of mine was working at a tire shop and they got really busy. He got caught up and he looked at me and said "I'm fukn tired" I said "Your fucking tires? ! Hoping for a rim job? Why don't you get a girlfriend that's a big hole to fill with them tires. You sound like your out balance my friend. That's a lot of weight to balance my friend! Good luck with the rim job your better off plugging them holes and patching it up and get you balanced!" My friend says ,"You better go cause I'm gonna plug these tires and they don't yell back I am tired not fucking tires!"

Have you ever been a sitting duck?  Check this out There was a duck 🦆 and he waddled in this house. The home owner came in and saw this duck 🦆 sitting in the living room. The home owner says "Hey an actual sitting duck!" The duck looks at him and says "And I'm not even a quack either! You mind if I sit" The guy says "You are already here! What choice do I have?" The duck 🦆 says "In lm an actual sitting duck! There are hunters out there who want me for din din and it just my fargin luck they want me a farging duck! Of all the birds out there they pick me! Can't they just eat chicken 🐔? I mean chicken is everywhere! Or how about a cow?! People love hamburgers but no they want a sitting cluck of a farging sitting duck!" The home owner says "Sounds like your a sitting dumb f**k if you ask me! Listen your ok for being here against your luck but lucky for me I've got a talking duck!!" The duck says "Lucky for me I've ...

I was working with someone in a Warehouse and they farted. He smiled and "And this too shall pass!!" What do you call someone who is a pest 🪳🦟 to you at your home or work? Pesticide! They can really bug you. But I guess it's better than a passenger side douchebag!!

This dentist was going out with a girl for a long time and he said "Well I'm gonna marry this girl don't you think it's a good catch?" One Dentist says "4 out of 5 of agree that whatever you catch you can't throw back!!" Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or georgebutler3prody@gmail.com What do you call a girl who is on her period being mean to everyone? Ragety Ann!

What do you call a guy whose testicles are froze? ❄️ Snow Balls!! What did the dick say to the balls? Are you nuts?! What do you call a bag 🛍️ of 🥜 peanuts? A nut sack!! What is a nickname for mens sperm? Nutter Butter!! What do you call the passenger of your car complaining about your driving,? A Pesticide!!  What do you call on her period being a grouch? Ragety Ann!! What does one mailman saying to another when they see someone or something sexy? Look at the package on that!! I give you right postage anytime baby and I even ship you out baby,!! I've got the double postage for you!! Whether rain or snow 🌨️🌨️ don't you know!!  ©️By Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or GeorgeButler3prody@gmail.com

A friend of mine got arrested for DUI and the 1st time they call him a habitual offender cause he bitches about  everything. now he is biching about beeing arrested!! ©️ by Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or GeorgeButler3prody@gmail.com

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A guy comes into a clothing store 🏬🏪 and robs it. As he was getting away he realized he is Under Drest ©️ by Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers email gb3128305@yahoo.com

Did you hear 🙉 about the 5th dentists who got caught sleeping with the dentists wives? 4 out of 5 dentists kicked his friggin ass!! What's another word for someone who always hits your cars all the time? A Dentist!!

I took a friend to a doctor and when I got out I ask "How did your appointment go?" He said "My viral load is high!" After they told me I seen a nurse and I said "Hi there i got a viral load for you!!" ©️By Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or GeorgeButler3prody@gmail.com

The 5th Amendment Says that you fully don't have exact answers to questions when asked in court. You can plead the 5th or the 6th or the 7th or the 8th.or the 9th. 10th 11th 12th 13th. 

The barefoot swimmer came out of the water and says "I threw in the towel" "Ah it's ok don't feel bad" Well the swommer says "Im fit to be dried!" 

A mechanic was working on a truck and dropped a nut where he couldn't reach. So his big butt is reaching then it falls on the ground and his friend looked over at him and says "That will put your nuts in a bolt" or "bolts in your nuts! L "The motor parts I called in are wrong!"  I'm just a bolt looking for a nut!! The guy changed so many tires he went lugnuts! How did the tire guy feel after changing tires all day? He was tired! What kind of sex does a tire man like? A rim job What kind of medical problems does a tire man have? He's got a lug in his nuts!! No matter how many weights you put on yourself you still can have trouble balancing your life Why did the tire man lose his job? He was going lugnuts!! What does a tire man say to a girl when he wants sex? "Come on baby I will plug that hole for ya! My lugnuts are blue! The tire man sure is tired with all those weights on ya! What did his wife say to him before sex? She said she was is lug sh...