The mechanic 🧰 by Author George Daniel Butler Jr ©️ Publishers email gb3128305@yahoo.com

A mechanic was working on a truck and dropped a nut where he couldn't reach. So his big butt is reaching then it falls on the ground and his friend looked over at him and says "That will put your nuts in a bolt" or "bolts in your nuts! L
"The motor parts I called in are wrong!" 
I'm just a bolt looking for a nut!!
The guy changed so many tires he went lugnuts!
How did the tire guy feel after changing tires all day? He was tired!
What kind of sex does a tire man like? A rim job
What kind of medical problems does a tire man have? He's got a lug in his nuts!!
No matter how many weights you put on yourself you still can have trouble balancing your life
Why did the tire man lose his job? He was going lugnuts!!
What does a tire man say to a girl when he wants sex? "Come on baby I will plug that hole for ya! My lugnuts are blue!
The tire man sure is tired with all those weights on ya!
What did his wife say to him before sex? She said she was is lug she lugs his nuts!
Sometimes you feel like a lugnut sometimes you don't! We ain't talking mounds 




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