Jokes by Author George Daniel Butler Jr Copyright ©️ email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com
What do you call someone driving by a male deer? Passing the Buck!
If you hit a deer 🦌 are those points they take off your license to suspend it? Isn't that passing the Buck as well? I think you got my point.
What do deer and currency 💲💵 have in common? You have to get Doe to get to a Buck!!
A friend of mine was working at a tire shop and they got really busy. He got caught up and he looked at me and said "I'm fukn tired" I said "Your fucking tires? ! Hoping for a rim job? Why don't you get a girlfriend that's a big hole to fill with them tires. You sound like your out balance my friend. That's a lot of weight to balance my friend! Good luck with the rim job your better off plugging them holes and patching it up and get you balanced!" My friend says ,"You better go cause I'm gonna plug these tires and they don't yell back I am tired not fucking tires!"
If you hit a deer 🦌 are those points they take off your license to suspend it? Isn't that passing the Buck as well? I think you got my point.
What do deer and currency 💲💵 have in common? You have to get Doe to get to a Buck!!
A friend of mine was working at a tire shop and they got really busy. He got caught up and he looked at me and said "I'm fukn tired" I said "Your fucking tires? ! Hoping for a rim job? Why don't you get a girlfriend that's a big hole to fill with them tires. You sound like your out balance my friend. That's a lot of weight to balance my friend! Good luck with the rim job your better off plugging them holes and patching it up and get you balanced!" My friend says ,"You better go cause I'm gonna plug these tires and they don't yell back I am tired not fucking tires!"
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