The Sitting Duck Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com
Have you ever been a sitting duck? Check this out
There was a duck 🦆 and he waddled in this house. The home owner came in and saw this duck 🦆 sitting in the living room. The home owner says "Hey an actual sitting duck!" The duck looks at him and says "And I'm not even a quack either! You mind if I sit" The guy says "You are already here! What choice do I have?" The duck 🦆 says "In lm an actual sitting duck! There are hunters out there who want me for din din and it just my fargin luck they want me a farging duck! Of all the birds out there they pick me! Can't they just eat chicken 🐔? I mean chicken is everywhere! Or how about a cow?! People love hamburgers but no they want a sitting cluck of a farging sitting duck!" The home owner says "Sounds like your a sitting dumb f**k if you ask me! Listen your ok for being here against your luck but lucky for me I've got a talking duck!!" The duck says "Lucky for me I've got a home owning dumb f**k!"
Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com I also have Commercial Jingle ideas for sale

There was a duck 🦆 and he waddled in this house. The home owner came in and saw this duck 🦆 sitting in the living room. The home owner says "Hey an actual sitting duck!" The duck looks at him and says "And I'm not even a quack either! You mind if I sit" The guy says "You are already here! What choice do I have?" The duck 🦆 says "In lm an actual sitting duck! There are hunters out there who want me for din din and it just my fargin luck they want me a farging duck! Of all the birds out there they pick me! Can't they just eat chicken 🐔? I mean chicken is everywhere! Or how about a cow?! People love hamburgers but no they want a sitting cluck of a farging sitting duck!" The home owner says "Sounds like your a sitting dumb f**k if you ask me! Listen your ok for being here against your luck but lucky for me I've got a talking duck!!" The duck says "Lucky for me I've got a home owning dumb f**k!"
Copyright ©️ Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers and buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or Georgebutler3prody@gmail.com I also have Commercial Jingle ideas for sale

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