I got another car 🚗©️ by Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers Buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com

I got me another car 🚗. You can tell cause there's no dents on it! Someone asked me one day "Got any Trident?" I said "No I got car dents, my leg 🦵 has a dent, some of my furniture has a dent but no Trident! Its not like I didn't try I still got the dents! I guess Tri also means 3 so where that guy go? I've had three dents and I tried to have them! Not that type of Trident? Fine! Be picky! I tried tried and tried to get those dents and you want Trident won't you get some Juicy Fruit then! ©️
I gotta friend who had s job at a Golf ⛳ course one year. Anyone ever work for a golf ⛳ course? Finding balls for strange old guys!! I gotta see the ladies I don't wanna find old dudes balls that's not my cup of Tea! Then you gotta replace or clean the balls. Try driving the golf cart around hoping nobody hits you with a golf ball. Then you gotta show them where the holes at. You see for a girl that's a bad job I mean how long does she gotta find the holes for a guy anyway?! With this job 8 friggin times? That's gotta get old! It's like "Um excuse me mam this is the first time here uh can you help me find my balls? Maybe it's on the way to the hole" She says "What you call me? A Ho! I ain't no Ho!" The guy says "Wait I didn't mean... Ok I find my own ⛳🕳️ hole! Can I at least have my cup of tea" She says "It's on thf way to the hole!!'©️ by Author George Daniel Butler Jr Publishers Buyers email gb3128305@yahoo.com or 4 stand up GeorgeButler3prody@gmail.com